We need to test this

I’M GOING OUT TO BUY ONE RIGHT NOW.

If you could like, punch me in the gut so I stop being so dang tired, that'd be hella.

WHAT IF I JUST SHINE A LASER POINTER AT YOU INSTEAD? WAIT…

CAN YOU EAT THE RED OF THE LASER?

IS THIS LIKE AN INFINITE FOOD SOURCE?

hemogobbler:

I’m just kinda laying near your door if you need me.

I’M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

I’M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER SO HARD.

I don’t know what it’s for. I just feel really out of it and I feel like I’m not being good enough for you when I’m all gross and empty like this.

I’M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW GOOD YOU ARE FOR ME IN PERSON.

3 PARTS TOWARDS US BOTH AND 5 PARTS TOWARDS JUST YOU.

IS THE JOKE THAT WE’RE BOTH UNCREATIVE BANDWAGONERS?

NOT ALL VANTAS
Sorry. I dunno about what, probably something related to why I can't fucking do anything anymore, but sorry.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS APOLOGETIC BULLSHIT FOR?

DON’T APOLOGIZE OVER NOTHING, YOU GODDAMN DOOFUS.

Toggle the juke8ox off. Works wonders.

THAT DOESN’T TURN OFF THE HORRIBLE NOISES THAT JUST DOING SHIT DOES, THOUGH. RIGHT?

GOOD. I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GONE FUCKING INSANE FROM THE SOUND EFFECTS AND EVERYONE ELSE’S POOR MUSIC TASTES.

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