I’M PROUD TO SAY I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS HAD SEX IN THIS HOUSE.

I’M SAD THAT’S ON YOUR VENT BLOG BECAUSE IT JUST PROVES MY POINT.

It’s like a harem anime only all the girls are pathetic nerds

SO IT’S LIKE A HAREM ANIME.

hemogobbler:

Guess I’ll see you when I wake up if you aren’t at work or anything

YEAH. HAVE A GOOD NAP YOU FUCKIN’ DINGUS.

KARKAT’S HALFWAY HOME FOR MESSED UP FEMALES.

So, uh, hey. I can never seem to find you around the house, and I really need to check with you on this... Marce and I were thinking of me moving in. I won't actually be around all that often, my work's got me away for long periods of time... but it'd beat the hell out of an empty apartment.

HMM. UNDER ONE CONDITION TO BE DISCUSSED IN PRIVATE. BUT OTHERWISE YEAH GO FOR IT.

hemogobbler:

Just try to calm me down a bit if you end up making me flip out, at least.

WILL DO.

hemogobbler:

You know where I came from. You know my dreams can’t get more fucked up with a past like mine.

WANNA BET?

hemogobbler:

Bored. Ready to just pass out on your nerd self.

I WILL WHISPER TO YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND FUCK WITH YOUR DREAMS.

hemogobbler replied to your post:HI.
Hey.

HOW ARE YOU TODAY, MARCY?

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